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Cinester Theater Presents: Short Circuit

Boy, aren't robots adorable? You know, when they're not trying to melt our faces off, use our bioelectricity to fuel their terrible war machines, or sending themselves back through time to murder our children?

"Short Circuit" is here to prove that the answer is no. Even...

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Cinester Theater Presents: March of the Penguins

Who says learning can't be fun?

After a series of failed attempts to riff sci-fi/fantasy/action movies like "Waterworld" and "Planet of the Apes", Cinester Theater is down to their last DVD... an ancient, dusty copy of "March of the Penguins" that has...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Back to the Future, Part 3

 No. No more time travel.

 Look, it's not that we don't want to... it's just that there's only so many jokes we can think of, you know? I mean, we tried really hard to make "Back to the Future" and "Back to the Future, Part 2" more bearable with our...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Batman Returns

When people think "Batman", they probably imagine a thoroughly competent, dedicated individual who has spent his adult life honing his mind and body into the ultimate weapon against injustice. Those people are lucky, because they've never seen "Batman Returns".

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Cinester Theater Presents: The Nightmare Before Christmas

 Have you ever looked over at your neighbors yard and found yourself thinking, "Gee, the grass really is greener over there"? Have you ever wished maybe you could leave your old lawn behind and experience the many wonders of a new, strange lawn? Have you then wished that...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Its The Great Pumpkin, Charlie...

 Charlie Brown can't get a break no matter what time of the year it is, and the holiday-hits just keep on coming for him. Stuck with one of the worst costumes in history and given nothing to eat but rocks, Charlie Brown doggedly refuses to acknowledge the fact that everyone in the world...

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Cinester Theater Presents: RoboCop

 Movies have taught us an awful lot about robots. They're stronger, faster, and smarter than us. Their emotionless faces of tempered steel can hide a childlike sense of innocence and wonder, or an unquenchable thirst for murder and destruction. They'll take our jobs. They'll steal our...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Total Recall

 They don't make action movies like they used to. Inflated special-effects budgets have made it too easy, and now every action movie seems to be about pure spectacle. Wouldn't it be great to look back on the action movies of yesterday? Back when all you needed to keep an audience enthralled...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Star Trek Voyager - Phage
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Cinester Theater Presents: Planet Of Dinosaurs

 The 1970's have a lot to answer for: disco, terrifying facial hair, bell-bottoms. "Planet of Dinosaurs" is basically a primer for all of them- a glimpse at life in a simpler, hairier time when scenes were ruined by bad claymation instead of bad CGI.

 When the crew of...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Back To The Future, Part 2

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the timeline, Doc Brown comes exploding back into your life with an all-new wacky adventure of irresponsible science! Just returned from nearly destroying himself and the entire universe, journeyman time-traveler Marty McFly just wants to enjoy a...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 Cowabunga! Just when you thought everyone had forgotten, 1990 comes ninja-flipping back into your life with this timeless classic about martial arts, toxic waste, and hockey!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is the story of Carl, the worst ninja ever. Also, there's a subplot...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Stephen Kings IT - Part One

 Stephen King is the Master of Horror. Of course, anyone who's read his books also knows that he's the Master of Writing Books That Are About 400 Pages Longer Than They Need To Be. And anyone who's seen one of the many movie adaptations of his books knows that he's also the Master Of...

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Cinester Theater Presents: E.T. - The ExtraTerrestrial

When you think back to movies that shaped your childhood, one of the movies you probably think of is Stephen Spielberg's "ET: The Extra-Terrestrial". As one of the highest-grossing movies of all time, you'd think there'd be little for this movie to improve on. After all, it had great...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Resident Evil - Degeneration

The "Resident Evil" game series has been hugely popular over the years, mostly by masterfully combining all the fear and confusion of being stuck in a zombie attack with all the fun of pushing statues around and looking for hidden keys. With a reputation for having some of the most...

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Cinester Theater Presents: Back To The Future

If you're like us, then you've probably seen more than your fair share of time-travel movies. Everyone knows the rules, of course: don't touch anything, don't talk to anyone, and keep all your nifty future gadgets out of sight until a dramatically-appropriate moment. But have you ever wondered...

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Cinester Theater Presents: A Charlie Brown Christmas

Christmas time. A time of hope. A time of peace. A time of happiness for all on the planet Earth. Unless of course your name happens to be Charlie Brown.

 Cinester Theater presents this timeless classic of the holiday season, where Charlie Brown struggles to find the true meaning of...

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Cinester Theater Presents: The Neverending Story

Were you quiet and introverted as a child? Did you ever feel underappreciated or overlooked, like you were destined for more? Do you like puppets? If the answer to any of those questions was "yes", then boy do we have bad news for you!

Cinester Theater brings you the story of...

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