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One of the lenses raided from an ancient tomb in Chapter 1 has been raided again by one of the guys who raided it. But which guy?

You gotta admit, when the extinction of humanity is perpetrated by a guy in a rented gorilla suit who owns a bubble machine: that’s pretty darn funny.

Finally, an exposé that has the courage to shine a light on first grade as it truly is.

Swamp Thing, AKA Swampington Montgomery Thing, returns to thwart the sinister plans of the evil Doctor Arcane, who apparently is also back. But! Here for the first time is Heather Locklear, the young woman who is drawn to the mysterious charms of Mr. Thing, and desires a love that is both human and plant-based.

This movie’s got it all: promiscuous teens, a hair metal band, a Satanic grandpa. But the one thing Hack-O-Lantern doesn’t have is an evil jack-o-lantern, or even an evil pumpkin, for that matter.

In this mysterious thriller, a woman comes back! Specifically to Eben Rock, the site of long-ago witch burnings instigated by a preacher who got a little carried away.