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British legend Christopher Lee is back as the extremely NOT British Fu Manchu! This time, he and his daughter have developed some sort of fizzy crystals that can be dropped into water to make it freeze in specific, diabolical, and confusing ways.

Billy Batson narrowly escapes a plane crash by remembering that he has insane super powers and doesn’t even need a plane to fly.

Daniel Baldwin is an attorney on the run after being accused of murder by way of car explosion that ended his affair with Claudia Schiffer.

Sylvester Stallone chose to cut his pizza with scissors in Cobra. This unconventional behavior may shock you, until you learn that this particular cop does NOT play by the rules!

Scientist Dr. Howard Denker gets the big idea to bombard an artificial radioactive isotope with alpha particles (we’ve all been there).

It’s the story of an L.A. cop who’s very skilled in martial arts but not very skilled in charisma, delivering dialogue, or having more than one facial expression.