Young Alan is excited to receive his driver’s license - but not before Officer Hal Dixon crashes his family’s picnic lunch to shame Alan for past misdeeds in front of his parents and confused grandpa.
There’s a vicious monster roaming the streets of London, eating victims’ internal organs, and only one man who can stop it: the ridiculously-dressed Harley Stone.
Dr. Cortner has been busy defying the medical community by unsuccessfully trying to transplant stolen limbs onto his lab assistant. So when his girlfriend Jan is decapitated, he "finds" her a new body at a nightclub - but Jan isn't exactly grateful.
The movie is called Day of the Assassin, so naturally it’s about several elite assassins converging on a beach town in Mexico in order to… steal some treasure.
Shoplifting: many of us already know that it’s a victimless crime, and a great way to get things you want but can’t afford. But did you know that it can also be quite fun?
Updated 2022-08-16 07:08