We make movies funny!

Look, when you name your kid Max Havoc, you can’t be too surprised when he grows up to kill a man in a kickboxing ring.

Beloved children’s entertainment should not be this trippy or surreal, but it turns out to be great riffing fodder when it is.

The parents have signed the waivers and headed to a bar, leaving their unfortunate kids to assemble “masks” out of various types of refuse in this ACI spin-off short.

Cage. Travolta. Faces. Off. Need we say more?

Nora will stop at nothing to find her missing friend, Bill, including shrieking at the cops, grimacing at her accountant/novelist husband, and complaining that “Bill is missing” in every scene.

When a meteor lands in the Florida swamp, hillbillies start turning up with missing limbs, an insatiable desire for brains, and walking in a slow, zombie-like shuffle. The locals know who to blame: alligators.