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The Water We Drink

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The Water We Drink is The Short We Riff, full of The Jokes We Tell to inspire The Laughs You’ll Laugh!

This is one of those vintage educational shorts that breaks down the complex details of something most people never encounter in their lives: water. What is it? Where does it come from? What can you do with it? Is the puddle under the horse water? No, no it isn’t, and you shouldn’t drink it. And there’s a lot more to learn about water, but fear not, this Coronet short is ready to bring all that moist knowledge right to our dried-up dusty brains!

Not to be confused with The Shape of Water We Drink, that’s a much naughtier film. Get thirsty for The Water We Drink with Mike, Bill, and Kevin!

Digital HD Video file formats

Legacy devices (36.83 MB)
Low (61.9 MB)
Medium (112.7 MB)
High (TV) (181.68 MB)
HD Low (114.82 MB)
HD Medum (182.45 MB)
HD High (1.01 GB)

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RiffMeter rating

Average: 8.7 (96 votes)

Content Rating


Movie Decade

Release date

March 26, 2018


8 minutes