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It’s the 70s! The pants are flared, the disco is thumping, and the educational shorts are meandering and pointless! In Someday we meet four children who discuss their plans for the future. We are not talking “Someday I want to be a doctor!” type plans. Lower your expectations to more of a “Someday I want to watch daddy pump gas” level.

So please enjoy this short featuring small children shopping for vegetables, carrying a wild chimp, and sailing a boat alone on San Francisco bay. Post-viewing discussion questions may include:

  • Where were the adults?
  • Did they reall sneak a camera into a professional baseball game?
  • Huh?

Think of a much better plan for what you want to do Someday and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for a short so aimless you’ll be stunned it wasn’t made by ACI!

Digital HD Video file formats

Legacy devices (35.31 MB)
Low (58.17 MB)
Medium (106.34 MB)
High (TV) (173.65 MB)
HD Low (108 MB)
HD Medium (172.39 MB)
HD High (991.69 MB)

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RiffMeter rating

Average: 9.3 (101 votes)

Content Rating


Movie Decade

Release date

September 24, 2019


8 minutes