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Kittens: Birth and Growth

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 Cats have a come a long way lately.  They "hung in there", indeed, on the wall posters of America's cubicles.  And now they are widely acknowledged as the foundation of the entire internet, and thus all modern culture.  Remove the cats, and you're left with nothing.  If not for the existence of confused-cat-dressed-like-Napoleon videos, people would have to send each other links to articles about inconsequential matters like foreign politics, science, or even discuss and examine their own feelings.  In a word: ew.

But little is known about where cats come from.  Are they advanced alien beings, here to exploit our obvious delight at seeing them barf on our stuff?  In exchange for pointedly ignoring us, they are given food, shelter, and an open-air toilet right in our living rooms.  Cats form emotional bonds with humans so strong that they will wait 5, maybe even 10 minutes, before nibbling on the ear of a beloved owner after she has choked to death on a heart-shaped box of chocolates she bought for herself.  What is the origin of these marvelous, sophisticated creatures?

Kittens: Birth & Growth answers this important question, and teaches kids valuable lessons about getting excited for, and then immediately neglecting, adorable new pets.  Watch and learn now, because you can rest assured the cats are watching and learning everything about us.  

Mike, Kevin, & Bill can has kitten short nowz?

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Release date

April 29, 2010


11 minutes