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A Christmas Fantasy - VOD Short from Toast and Rice (with...

You better not pout,

You better not cry,

You better not shout,

I'm telling you why,

Santa Claus is coming....

Santa Claus is coming....

 

OMIGOD!  Santa Claus is coming!!!!...

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Once and Forever - VOD Short from Toast and Rice

You can't flush a rug.

Intuitive?  Perhaps, but  the protagonist of our story, a 1950s hausfrau on the cusp of joining the landed gentry, finds herself with funds sufficient for either plumbing of the highest quality, or carpet from wall to wall.

While initially...

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The Fat Spy - VOD Movie from Toast and Rice

The American Medical Association has declared obesity to be a disease.

Sadly, the AMA has never got around to saying that 1960s camp comedies are a pestilence.

On a remote, deserted island, yards and yards from civilization, the long tentacles of corporate espionage have entangled...

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Dead Men Walk - Full Length VOD from Toast and Rice

Dead people should not be walking around.

Dead people should lie down.  And stay lying down.  Anything else is generally a bad situation.

First, you have zombies.  They eat people.  Living people, who generally do just fine walking around, because they don't...

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The Snow Man AND Santa in Animal Land, VOD Shorts from...

Zombie the Snowman

Was a bitter, angry soul

With a fearsome growl

And horrific howl

And a vicious deadly goal

 

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Messiah of Evil VOD from Toast and Rice

Prior to TripAdvisor.com, travel was a risky proposition.

One could easily book a hotel in a large city, only to find that the hotel pool in fact was not heated.

A vacation brochure might show a lovely lakeside cabin, which, upon arrival, was in fact delapidated and subject to...

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Gardening - VOD Short

 

In our modern, pre-packaged society, the side dishes on our plates likely come from large, mass-produced crops, transported over hundreds of miles, and polluted with dangerous chemicals.

It was not always so.  There was a simpler time, when the bounty of the earth was...

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Don't Get Angry - VOD Short

If diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you, then rage is like diarrhea raging inside you.

Take a moment to unpack that.

Done?

Good.  Moving on.

Children of yesteryear often found themselves in the throws of anger, and did not realize the building pressure of...

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The Phantom Ship - VOD

Throughout the history of mankind, young men have heard the Call of the Sea, beckoning them to travel across the globe and find their fortune.

And as long as there have been young men to hear the Call of the Sea, the echoed reply has been:

"Are you kidding me?!? Live on some...

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Friendship Begins at Home VOD

This is the story of a family that plans to enjoy a vacation together, but one youngster stays behind, left to his own devices....

No, not Home Alone. This is a different story.

Our protagonist is a teenager, eager to leave behind his childish ways, and enjoy the...

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Wreckless - VOD Short from Toast and Rice

 

In the long history of civilization, the balance between the needs of society and the rights of the individual often deteriorates into bitter conflict, and the power of the state runs rampant, until one brave individual stands firm, resolves to fight against all odds, and cries out...

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The Nasty Rabbit - VOD From Toast and Rice

The Cold War was a scary time.

Locked in an atomic stalemate, the great powers of the world engaged in a precarious game of cat and mouse.  The very survival of the human race was in jeopardy.  In those times of desperation, the American People called out for a hero.

They...

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Let's Talk Turkey - VOD

When you think turkey, you think Thanksgiving, or Christmas.

You think wrong.

The festive fowl that graces your holiday table is no longer merely a seasonal entree.  In modern America, you can now eat turkey whenever you want.  Every day, in fact.  All day, every day...

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Facing Reality - VOD Short from Toast and Rice

Red Pill or Blue Pill? 

For ages, the choice between reality and imagination has presented itself as a dilemma between the hard road of truth and the ease and comfort of delusion.  Our hero finds himself at such a crossroads, as he approaches the upcoming school dance with a mix...

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Good Against Evil - VOD by Toast and Rice

The Devil's not getting any younger. 

Sure, the Prince of Darkness was wild and unruly in his misspent youth.  And, yes, he had his fun, what with raising an army against the heavens, leading mankind into temptation, and inspiring sports bars to buy karaoke machines. ...

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Jealousy - VOD Short from Toast and Rice

Oh, those silly-goose wives of the Eisenhower years.

While their husbands were toiling late into the night, inventing the hula hoop and shooting chimpanzees into space, many solitary hausfraus with overactive imaginations actually came to believe that their spouses were entertaining the...

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Democracy - VOD Short by Toast and Rice

Do you live in a democracy? 

Don't answer yet.  It's not an easy question.  There are many factors one must consider when....

Excuse me, that first part was rhetorical.  You can't know whether or not you live in a democracy until you've studied...

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Unknown World VOD by Toast and Rice

The earth is doomed. 

Of course, this is hardly news.  The signs are clear:  War.  Injustice.  Pushing Daisies was cancelled while The Bachelorette mercilessly continues.  Yes, we all live in constant awareness of the impending apocalypse,...

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Little Gray Neck VOD

Once Upon a Time, a fluffy bunny with abandonment issues and a duckie with Scrappy-Doo delusions of grandeur formed an unlikely friendship. 

Our forestial chums bonded in the face of the impending winter frost, knowing that their fraternal affection would survive as the chilly winds...

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Phantom From Space VOD

Aliens are evil.

Except ALF.  And E.T.

Vulcans are okay.  Klingons came around, eventually.

Wookies, of course, are awesome.

On second thought, aliens are kind of a mixed bag.  Perhaps there's a lesson here.  A lesson of tolerance, a lesson of open...

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