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Teenage Space Vampires

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A grateful world thanks Romania for its cereal and stuffed furnishing exports. And now: Teenage Space Vampires.

Filmed in a housing development somewhere in Europe’s twelfth largest country, Teenage Space Vampires introduces us to Bill - a nerdy high school student who discovers a UFO has landed in the neighborhood. Then, in the local abandoned mine, he and his friends discover their fellow students in the thralls of a vampire creature who is planning to take over the world by obliterating the sun.

Bill, his friends, and a team of scientists must keep the sun shining for the good of all mankind! And interestingly enough, “Vlad” was one of the top ten baby names of 1998. 


Written by: Bridget Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Matthew J. Elliott, and Zachary Shatzer

Contains some scenes with a strobing effect that may affect viewers with photosensitivity.

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Poster art by Jason Martian
Poster art by Jason Martian

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Average: 8.7 (43 votes)

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Movie Decade

Release date

October 22, 2021


84 minutes
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