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Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident

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A nuclear missile has been stolen! The fate of the planet hangs in the balance! There’s only one thing to do: send an aging Peter Graves to Iran and imply that beautiful women half his age are somehow attracted to his lumbering!

The stolen missile has been transported to a Tehran Casino where the bad guys are storing it in a room next to the craps tables. It sounds ridiculous, but in fact The Luxor had a nuclear missile room too. They eventually converted it into the theater for the Blue Man Group.

Defying all odds, the lead mad scientist is played by John Carradine, who in a shocking twist occasionally seems to be vaguely aware of where he is. Or perhaps he just had a little too much metamucil that day. Regardless, critics called it his finest performance in decades.

Two past their prime actors finally team up to push the definitions of “Hollywood legend” and “action” to their breaking point in Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident!

Additional Contributors
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Contributing Writers: Molly Hodgdon, Jason Miller and Mike Schuster

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Release date

June 2, 2017


73 minutes
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