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Your Chance To Live

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What happens when a public television studio realizes that it has to spend $2,000 of government grant money before Wednesday in order to qualify for full funding for the next fiscal year?  You get Your Chance to Live: Technological Failures!  Obviously thrown together in a matter of hours, Your Chance to Live rails against modern man's dependence on technology with the vibrant coherency of a raving street corner derelict.  This may have something to do with the fact that the producers hired an actual street corner derelict to do the raving, or as they refer to it, the "narration."  Among the pearls of wisdom he imparts along the way? "Without electricity, there could be no electrical fires."  The point is emphasized by showing stock footage of "Pioneers" baling hay.

Surely, the producers of this film were on a higher plane of consciousness, or maybe just really wanted to get off work in time to catch the tail end of happy hour.  The whole thing makes for an experience that is as surreal as it is hilarious.  Mike, Kevin and Bill seize Their Chance to Riff!


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Average: 9.1 (145 votes)

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Release date

March 23, 2009


12 minutes