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Shapes We Live With

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Shapes We Live With! The much more popular follow-up to Shapes We Can’t Stand, God Help Us, If We Have To Hear Even One More Word About These Shapes We Will Straight Up Lose It.

Spheres, cylinders, pyramids, the whole shape-y gang is here, reunited at last. Ready for their close-ups, repeated close-ups, over and over, so many close-ups of shapes you’ll be begging the narrator for something, ANYTHING that isn’t a shape as you descend fully into conical madness.

Speaking of that narrator, he’s a real treat for connoisseurs of condescending narrators. Perhaps the most condescending we’ve found since the narrator of Drawing for Beginners: the Rectangle, and that’s saying a lot.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might just learn something (but only if you don’t know what a circle is). Don’t be a square, join Mike, Kevin, and Bill, the Riffers We Live With, for Shapes We Live With!

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Movie Decade

Movie Decade

Release date

January 15, 2016


14 minutes