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Farm Animals

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Featuring the finest “newborn baby calf stumbling around” scene this side of City Slickers, it’s Farm Animals!

It’s a vintage short from a time when films were needed to show people things that they were never likely to see in real life. Exotic amazing things, like, uh, a horse! Some chickens, perhaps! Have you ever THRILLED at the sight of sheep? A nurse will be on duty in the theater to attend to those who faint!

Buckle up (your suspenders), get a hose (for the amniotic fluid all over the barn floor) and wake up at 5am with Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Farm Animals!

Contributing Writers: Molly Hodgdon, Jason Miller

Digital HD Video file formats

Legacy devices (41.86 MB)
Low (70.75 MB)
Medium (128.59 MB)
High (TV) (205.15 MB)
HD Low (131.2 MB)
HD Medium (208.12 MB)
HD High (1.14 GB)

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Release date

January 23, 2019


10 minutes