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Clean and Neat with Harv and Marv

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On a “People We’d Prefer To Only Encounter Once In Our Lifetime”, most of us would rank the guy who twirls the sign advertising Little Caesar’s $5 Hot ‘n Readys, Hitler (after travelling through time to shoot him), and Hootie And The Blowfish drummer Jim Sonefeld* right up there with Harv and Marv. Well, they’re back for a second time. Deal with it.

Yes, Harv and Marv, the barefoot, lumpy duo who apparently loathe each other are back once again to observe young children in the bathroom. It’s all quite horrible enough without the stunning revelation this episode provides: that despite their bipedal appearance, wearing of clothes, and utilization of technology such as glasses, Harv and Marv are not human. The short doesn’t explain what they actually are, be it humanoid aliens, or shapeshifting pile of goo, or possibly Yankee fans. We’re also not sure if it makes them watching kids shower while asking “What’s he doing now?” more or less creepy.

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the latest installment with their favorite pair of inhuman, time-travelling hobbit-hobos, Clean and Neat with Harv and Marv!

*Nothing against him, it just seems like once would probably be enough.

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Average: 8.8 (109 votes)

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Release date

July 7, 2014


10 minutes