Christmas Toyshop

Digital Video

$1.25

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Can't anyone tell me what Christmas is all about!? an exasperated Charlie Brown once asked. Well, pace Linus van Pelt, the true meaning of Christmas—according to Christmas Toyshop—is a criminally incompetent father, a drug-dispensing demon of the night, and a bored and detached Santa who spins magic mushroom induced fables to two captive children. Other beloved Christmas themes include war, a killing spree, and an attempted murder suicide by an arachnid—in easy-to-view cartoon form!

Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for a warm cup of holiday cheer!

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Digital Video file formats

Legacy devices (39.13 MB)

Low (61.45 MB)

Medium (111.57 MB)

High-TV (178.57 MB)

Source Audio (mp3) (16.95 MB)

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