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Christmas Customs Near and Far

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Christmas! Whether you celebrate it with a traditional nativity scene, an ugly sweater party, or the increasingly popular “Chanukah” variant, one thing is certain: everyone celebrates it. And not just near! But far too!

Christmas Customs Near and Far takes a very 50s look at these ‘far’ places, using the always culturally sensitive device of “forcing some confused kids into ridiculous costumes and pointing a camera at them.” Several of these children have lit candles strapped to their heads. At one point they construct something called a Mitten Tree that even the deranged bastards at ACI Films would have taken a look at and gone “That’s a little too stupid even for us.”

Whether you’re near, far, or some horrible quantum flux state of both this Christmas, Mike, Kevin, and Bill’s riff of Christmas Customs Near and Far will hopefully fill your home with warmth, laughter, and whatever the hell a Mitten Tree is.

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Release date

December 18, 2017


18 minutes