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Buying Food

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Buying food - how hard can it be? You go to a store pick out a few items, and start mashing them into the side of your head, right? WRONG! That's a common misconception, but as Buying Food clearly demonstrates, buying food is a very, very dangerous and complicated affair, fraught with hazard, the path to success Byzantine and arduous. To even attempt it without instruction is to court heartbreak and, most likely, violent death. Lucky for all of us there is Buying Food. Kevin, Mike, and Bill take it very seriously.

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Medium (134.07 MB)
Low (73.83 MB)
High-TV (214.49 MB)
Legacy devices (45.03 MB)
Commentary (mp3) (3.45 MB)
Source Audio (18 MB)

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Poster art by Jason Martian
Poster art by Jason Martian

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Average: 9.4 (261 votes)

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Release date

July 10, 2008


11 minutes