Something you should know:
This riff is for the DIRECTOR'S CUT of the film.
Just the JokesPlay this audio commentary track alongside your copy of the film!
For years we at RiffTrax have lived under the mistaken belief that we are Beowulf. So we were shocked when a cartoon version of Ray Winstone squeezed into a tiny pair of leather battle panties (LBPs) and set us straight in no uncertain terms.
And he's right - HE. IS. BEOWULF!! Though it took some getting used to the idea that we are not Beowulf, in all honesty it's been a whole lot more pleasant to come into the office and see pants where one once saw nothing but a sea of LBPs.
But if you haven't yet exceeded your limit, may we suggest you download our hilarious new RiffTrax for Beowulf in which a fully clothed Mike, Kevin and Bill take on our less than clothed hero, his extremely unclothed lizardy paramour (played with
big boobs gusto by Digi-lina Jolie), and a disappointingly unclothed Anthony Hopkins.
IT! IS! FUNNY!!!
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