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To Serve All My Days

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Continuing in the fine tradition of aftermarket sci-fi Series accessories, Rifftrax Presents is proud once again to jump into the fan-licious world of Star Trek Phase II – or Star Trek New Voyages, which appears to be the series’ maiden name. It’s the amazing all-volunteer fan-created continuation of Star Trek, the Original Series but has better sound, cornier corn, pointier Vulcans, paunchier paunches, Scottier Scotties, and it riffs like a dream.

This time around, Riffers Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy pitch their pith at the episode To Serve All My Days, the story of a waitress in love with – no wait, that’s Waitress. This one features the character Pavel Chekov, who after a freak accident becomes the actor Walter Koenig, an affliction for which there is no cure. You get dueling Chekovs, pre-head-bulge Klingons, and a surprise ending that’ll have you standing up and shouting, “Well-it-they-what-the-hunh?”

What are you waiting for? Beam it down, Snotty! Riff long and prosper!

Like all other RiffTrax, you are buying only the audio; the video must be downloaded separately!

The video can be found here.

Just the Jokes file formats

Zipped (NTSC) (21.03 MB)
MP3 Audio (NTSC) (43.08 MB)

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Poster art by Jason Martian
Poster art by Jason Martian

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Release date

May 28, 2008