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MST3K: The Girl in Lovers' Lane

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Young preppie Danny Winslow decides to pursue a career in drifting. He immediately gets beaten and robbed by thugs. Enter seasoned, charming, oily vagrant Bix Dugan, who takes Danny under his sport-coated wing, teaching him how to glower, brood and drift, and properly get beaten and robbed by thugs. The pair ride the rails a good two or three miles and end up in a small town jammed to the rafters with even more thugs. Bix falls in love with the lovely innocent waitress Carrie, Danny gets drugged and robbed by a hooker. Along comes leering, fly-specked Head Thug Jesse, and from there they all ride a delightfully hell-bound train to ruin.

It’s all wrapped up with an MST musical favorite, our take on the classic train song called “What a Pleasant Journey,” and features classic character actor Jack Elam, the evil version of Garrison Keillor. All aboard!

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RiffMeter Rating

Average: 9.2 (15 votes)

Release Date

February 15, 2016


90 minutes


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