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Married Too Young

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This cautionary tale about youth and hormones finds high schoolers Tommy and Helen crossing state lines on a whim to get married by a justice of the peace.

They’re grounded for life when their parents find out, but still somehow manage to find themselves involved with a gang of car thieves. Come for the gripping mortgage subplot, but stay for the Thelma and Louise denouement! With special guest appearance dialogue by Ed Wood! 

Written by: Mary Jo Pehl, Bridget Nelson, and Matthew J. Elliot

Contributing writers: Karyn Vanderkooy and August Nelson


Digital Video file formats

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High (TV) (1.42 GB)
Burnable DVD Image (3.55 GB)

Digital HD Video file formats

Legacy devices (298.95 MB)
Low (497.46 MB)
Medium (906.21 MB)
High (TV) 480p (1.42 GB)
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HD High 720p (1.43 GB)
HD High 1080p (8.09 GB)
Burnable Standard Definition DVD Image (3.55 GB)

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Poster art by Jason Martian
Poster art by Jason Martian

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Average: 9.6 (40 votes)

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Release date

September 17, 2021


76 minutes
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