Because Midichlorian N. Shyamalan attempts to terrify us with airborne germs that cause people to off themselves, and ends up with a collection of the most hilarious suicides ever caught on film.
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's picking stuff. Whether it's choosing the perfect watermelon to drop off a roof at New Year's or discerning the super-premium, Polish column-distilled chestnut vodka from your average drugstore variety, I've pretty much got this "hand-selected" thing down pat.
The same is true about picking my favorite RiffTrax titles of years past. While narrowing down the finalists is always a gargantuan effort, it is my hope that the ones I've singled out will also resonate with you, the sagacious customer.
Without further ado, please take a gander at my list of hand-selected "faves" for 2016 at a remarkable discount, which I'll admit, is the one thing on this page I didn't choose. I've also written a little blurb about each one and why I put it on this most coveted of lists.
Please enjoy!
P.S.: This offer ends this Saturday at midnight.
