Torrents

 

 

The cyber police AND the state police have been notified! Okay, not really. The cyber police blocked our number years ago, claiming they "didn't really exist" and were really a "sweet old woman" and that we "had the wrong number" and that even SHE knew "there's no such thing as the cyber police."

 

The point is, consequences will never be the same. Or will they?

 

We really appreciate it when you buy our stuff through our site, because that's the only way we can keep making it. All our material is DRM-free so it's easier for people to download and enjoy. This unfortunately means that sometimes people -- not naming names here -- find themselves in possession of a RiffTrax without having paid for it. If this happens to apply to you, it's okay, there's still time to un-dun the goof: just click one of the handy links below and settle up. We'd appreciate it, and it'll help us bring the riffs you love for years to come.

 

Get un-backtraced! It's not too late!