Hor-RIFF-ic Productions rises from the dead yet again. This time Gary and Erin have set their blood soaked sights on the spooky classic: Poltergeist!
Sure, it's a critically acclaimed box office smash produced by Steven Spielberg, but you think that will stop the Slashers? They can k<censored by DreamWorks>s!
What did we find when we cleaned out this movie's creepy closet?
- Evil Clowns!
- Steak Marathons!
- Horrible Parenting!
- Gravity Fluctuations!
- Psychic Leprechauns!
- Puff...Dope...Bud...Chronic!
Plus: Enough Star Wars toys to choke a Wookie!
So follow the lights (not that one!) to the newest fan submission track that's guaranteed* to satisfy. Now let's clean house! Don't forget to rate and review-oooOOOooo.
Visit The Slashers' Evil Lair at www.Hor-RIFF-ic.com.
*Guarantee valid only in alternate dimension filled with strawberry jam.
