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MST3K: Samson vs. the Vampire Women

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Ya know what those classic Hammer vampire movies were missing? If you thought “masked luchador detective” then you’re in for a treat! The Vampire Women (get ready with the Cher jokes!) have awoken after pulling an impressive Rip Van Winkle impression. Their queen needs to find her replacement so she can join her husband Lucifer - one of the few instances where “Go to hell” is actually the intention. 

Will the vampire women find their new queen? Will Lucifer and his wife finally settle down in Hell’s hilly countryside? And will Samson the lucha-detective successfully defend his world title?

Find out with Mike, Servo and Crow as they get Transylvanian for Samson vs the Vampire Women!

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RiffMeter Rating

Average: 9.6 (20 votes)

Release Date

April 24, 2017


90 minutes


In collection

Episode: 624