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MST3K: Future War

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A Jean-Claude van Damme impersonator from space crash lands on earth, most likely seeking a role in No Retreat, No Surrender 2. Realizing that having even one Jean-Claude van Damme is too much for any planet to take, his people attempt to do Earth a solid and send cyborg trackers to retrieve him. Having been given license to capture him by any means necessary, the cyborgs decide the wisest course is to enlist really terrible dinosaur puppets.

And because that isn't enough garbage for one movie there's also Robert Z'Dar. And a nun.

Watch as Mike, Crow and Servo take on the most recently produced movie in MST3K's history!

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Average: 9.8 (39 votes)

Release Date

November 16, 2015


90 minutes

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Episode: 1004