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Short Film Cynic Presents: Safety Patrol

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Short Film Cynic Presents: Safety Patrol

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Join safety patrolman Petey and Officer lazy bum as they discuss the new fangled phenomenon of pedestrian crossing. Apparently, adults are too stupid to comprehend the legalities behind jaywalking. Be amazed at how dangerous drivers back in the great depression really were. Remeber kids, conformity makes Jesus smile.

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ShortFilmCynicSafetyPatrol (110 MB)