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Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

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Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

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She's pretty.  She's somewhat smart.  She sounds vaguely British.  She's Lara Croft!  Join me, Arin Kambitsis, and my pal Dwight E. Mitting-Diode on a joyous romp through the direly directed, awfully acted, reprehensibly written Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life.  I sweated for hours recording and rehearsing jokes, witticisms, comments, etc. just to make it possible for you, the innocent, untrained viewer, to sit through this satanic turkey without receiving permanent physical or mental damage(CAUTION: Does not apply to Canadians, Sardinians or Melungeons).

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