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Just Andrew - Star Trek Voyager - Jetrel

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Just Andrew - Star Trek Voyager - Jetrel

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Jetrel! This is a completely original episode where an alien species has developed a nightmarish  weapon that they use during war-time to completely vaporize anyone within a radius of many miles and  make others who are outside the blast zone deathly ill. Can you believe some aliens?!

"Ghost reportin'. Never know what hit 'em."

Anyway, most previous ST: Voyager riffers are terrorized by the uber-intimidating Captain  Janeway, and rightly so. However, I must admit that I find her rather, how shall I say, alluring.  Somehow I imagine that being sent to sick bay after multiple bruises and lacerations were  administered by her able hands after I asked her out would be the best time of my life. Siiiiigh...

Oh, sorry. This episode also stars James Sloyan, who has donned the Trek makeup quite a few times  before and who was also the voice of Lexus for a while (a fact I make minimal reference to in this  iRiff).

So, join with me, Trek-virgin "Just Andrew", as we seek to rule the galaxy as father and son! (That's right, isn't it?)

Many thanks to "Ice on Mars" for asking me to be a part of the fun. Don't forget to pick up the previously riffed ST: Voyager episodes. However, none of them can ever love you like I can, Captain Janeway.


iRiff file formats

Jetrel NTSC (32.3 MB)