No, you haven't seen this before. At least, you haven't seen THIS part of the beloved hygiene short. This section hit the MST3K cutting room floor to make room for more Lassie. Good decision? Bad decision? Woof? It doesn't matter, because here it is in all its previously-unreleased glory. This time we learn about hair, nails, teeth, and the challenge it is to keep them from looking like sundried roadkill. Watch with "Just Andrew" as we see what our favorite collegiate cleanliness co-eds have been up to all these years.

Contains both the audio and video tracks, skillfully merged for your convenience.