In Time stars Justin Timberlake as Will Salas, a young man trying to survive in a future where people’s time is used as currency. If the words “stars” and “Justin Timberlake” aren’t enough to scare you away from this sorry affair, then consider the use of nearly every time-related phrase in existence. “Got a minute?” “Need a second?” “Clean his clock.” Etc., ad nauseam. Still not convinced? Two words: Olivia Wilde.
With all the cinematic liabilities contained in this awful film, I am riffing it in the hopes that it won’t take away any of your valuable time.
In addition to the riff, the zip file also contains an outtake and blooper reel.