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Hor-RIFF-ic: Monster Squad

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How can a movie with Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon be bad?  Exhibit A: The Monster Squad.

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riffers, Gary and Erin Slasher, are primed to rip this 80s childhood favorite limb from limb.  Yes, even the little girl, that @#$%&!

In case you're not familiar with this Goonies knock-off, here's what you're in for:

  • Science... I dig it man!
  • Armadillos... wait, what?
  • Nards... they're everywhere!
  • Fat Kid News... All fat kids, All the time. 
  • The most inept monsters ever... Bogus! 
  • Scary German Guy... is there another kind?

Special Guest:  Brad Dracula!

So gather up the kiddies for some family un-friendly fun with your favorite killer comedians.  Please be sure you bring at least one virgin!  (Don't worry, that one time doesn't count.)

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iRiff file formats

MP3 txt NTSC iRiff (56.15 MB)
MP3 txt PAL iRiff (53.86 MB)

An iRiff by:

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions
Intended for mature audiences