Horror Express! What kind of express? ‘Horror?’ Well, I’m just going to wait for 'Naked Cheerleader Express,' if you don’t mind. I'm going to take a nap now. If 'Chocolate and Bacon Express' stops by, wake me up.
Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas and more facial hair than an Amish ZZ Top concert took a weekend off and decided to take a train ride with a monster. Never before has a movie asked “What’s in the box” more forcefully without it being Gwyneth Paltrow’s head. Never before have we seen Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee on screen together, except for all those other times they were on the screen together. And if you like jokes about a monk that looks like both Allan Moore AND Rasputin, then, lady and/or gentleman, you have come to the right place.
Join Doug (Orwellian Nightmare Society, History of the Joke) as he fends off the unwanted advances of this period, alien train movie. If you like trains, Hammer productions or movies that are a whole lot like The Thing, then Horror Express is the movie for you.
This is a VOD movie, with the riff pre-synced for your The Thing knock-off preference.