Zack Snyder's recipe for the destruction of an American horror classic: First, toss out all but the barest of bones of the orginial, then combine a cast with the emotional range of a wig modeler's dummy, a script more at home in a 3rd grade school play, a liberal dash of swearing, and finally bake at a lukewarm pace that makes Vanilla Sky looke like Mission: Impossible. Your guides through this zombie apocalypse are Adam Rush, Dustin Hamilton, and Brandon Anderson, from the soon to come Cynical Nation. Bring books and board games, its gonna be a long ride.
