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Corny Commentaries - School Rules: How They Help Us

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Corny Commentaries - School Rules: How They Help Us

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Ancient civilizations remained primitive until… well…until 1953, when mankind took a giant leap forward with the release of “School Rules: How They Help Us.” Set near Chicago, the acting in this masterpiece is so bad, it puts the “ill” in Illinois.


Featuring Nazi hall patrol monitors, appendage-challenged shop teachers (aren’t they all?) and future librarians who manage to get two syllables into the word “that,” “School Rules” is the perfect film choice for future law school students.


Order today. It’s not just a marketing suggestion—it’s what society needs.


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