Unsupervised children wandering alone! Breaking and entering! Portage theft! Anthropomorphic bears! Goldilocks and the Three Bears has it all. The classic fairy tale gets an upgrade by Coronet. Disguised as some sort of educational film (what am I learning from this?), Goldilocks tells the story you’ve all heard, only with circus bears doing summersaults. Also, portage that looks like paste.
Join The Orwellian Nightmare Society’s Doug as he sits through a rehashing of a classic, and boring, children’s story.
This is a video on demand presentation that contains the short and the riff pre-synced.