Beast From Haunted Cave is a film about a bank heist that goes wrong. It doesn't go wrong because the police break up the plot. It doesn't go wrong because the gangsters' girlfriend grows a heart of gold. And no it doesn't go wrong because the handsome ski instructor foils their plans. No it goes wrong because the gangsters didn't count on running into a giant spider-beast living in a haunted cave.
Our feature stars Michael Forest who starred in Star Trek as Apollo. Remember he's the guy who grew into a giant and made Captain Kirk stare up his toga.
Warning: Due to an extreme lack of talent my riffs include a lot of bathroom humor.
