You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen; Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen...but do you recall the most over-rated reindeer of all?!
The Animation Ripping Theater presents a Work of ART that will warm the cockles of your heart...assuming your heart doesn't stop while attempting to sit through this 1964 animated mess. Yes, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" won the hearts and souls of children for decades and started the "holiday special" craze that still marches on today. Thanks a freakin' LOT, Rankin/Bass! The story of a cold-weather caribou with a schnoz that could melt the Arctic ice caps and his adventures with an elf with a DDS degree and a prospector who hates bronze is told again...and THIS time the kid gloves come off and Chris Wolvie puts it through the ringer like a Salvation Army volunteer at a Walmart!
WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT - Just because the SPECIAL is TV-G-rated doesn't mean the WORK is. This is not for the kiddies. This is for the grown-up children who suddenly realized that their cherished childhood memories weren't all that great. As such, this Work contains many an innuendous comment and quasi-harsh language. Parental discretion is adviced...though not expected, really.