The suburbs: as American as shopping malls and booze. Mix yourself a Tom Collins, snuggle up with your credit card, and join Team Swizzlebeef on a merry romp through Redbook magazine's 20-minute consumerist wet dream about the endless cocktail party that is life... In the Suburbs.
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The titular, Ovaltine-shilling Captain Midnight (who seems to work entirely during broad daylight) is a man with a mission. A secret mission. A mission to fix a radio. A radio apparently vital to national security. A RADIO THAT IS NOT BROADCASTING OVALTINE COMMERCIALS 24/7!
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How can you make better use of your leisure time? Damned if we know, but maybe you'll know after watching Team Swizzlebeef take on this 50's educational short!
Thrill as Ken and his life partner, The Narrator... well... so far as we can tell, they don't actually do anything...
Jean's brother Steve is bringing his roommate home from college. They're having a party, and it just has to turn out right! This 1950 educational film warns us that our party will be a disaster without careful library research. This is Team Swizzlebeef's long-awaited...
