The Killer Likes Candy

Sure, The Killer Likes Candy. But how does candy feel about the killer? You’ll just have to watch to find out.

It’s a spy thriller set in Europe in the swingin’ 60s, a time when anything seemed possible. The counterculture was taking over the mainstream, love was free, men could have long hair, and a killer could like candy!

The killer isn’t all sugar and fun, however. In fact he’s a former Nazi out to assassinate the King of Kafiristan (probably for his aggressively anti-Skittles regime). The killer’s pursued by an unforgettably bland American security type guy named Mark. Mark and his horny photographer sidekick - we’re talking, full Austin Powers mode here - try to keep the king safe while he’s in Rome. That’s right, it’s an American agent in a French / Italian / German movie about the royalty of a country called Kafiristan that no longer exists, what’s not to understand?

Girls will dance! Men in suits will be oily and shiny! Candy will be eaten, but that won’t be as important to the plot as the title might suggest! 

Grab a box of Runts (but not the banana ones, the killer specifically hates those) and join Mike, Kevin and Bill for the European confection The Killer Likes Candy!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason, Jason Miller, and Zach Shatzer

The Killer Likes Candy is violent, contains smoking, partial nudity, flashing lights, and depicts a dead dog who we hope was a well treated actor and good boy.

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Poster art by Mark Paulik
Poster art by Mark Paulik

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Release date

June 5, 2025

Runtime

80 minutes
Closed Captions

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