Water Safety: An Introduction

Are you keeping your water safe? When water is in a glass, it can be easily spilled. When water is frozen, it can break into hundreds of tiny pieces if dropped. When water becomes steam, it can simply float away, never to be seen again. In our new short Water Safety: An Introduction, you’ll learn how to… wait, sorry, that might not be what this short is actually about. Sorry for the confusion. Let’s start this over again.

Water Safety: An Introduction is a film from the classic genre of child endangerment. Whether playing on a broken bridge, taking a raft out alone, or trying to swim across large bodies of water, these kids will do anything to make the viewer wonder “Is this short really dark enough to go there?” And also, “Why doesn’t the dad on this little sailboat give his kid a freaking life jacket? If he’s not careful he might get pulled over by the lake police and have to pay an inexpensive fine!”

The good news is you don’t need any familiarity with water safety to follow the plot, as it is, after all, An Introduction. If you survive your first few encounters with water, you can graduate to a more advanced film on the subject.

Put on a Gore-Tex slicker and hold tight to the nearest railing as you join Mike, Kevin and Bill for the crucial wet lessons of Water Safety: An Introduction!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Sean Thomason, and Zach Shatzer