There is a name that strikes fear into the heart of any RiffTrax enthusiast – no, not James Nguyen. No, not Tommy Wiseau. No, not Dave Wascavage. No, not Joe Estevez – okay fine, there are several names that strike fear into the heart of any RiffTrax enthusiast! But there is a special brand of queasy fear inspired by one name and one name alone: POLONIA.
They brought us Feeders, they brought us Feeders 2: Slay Bells, they brought us some shark movies we’ve kind of blocked out, mentally. Now it’s time for a zero-budget take on a post-apocalyptic hellscape in the impossibly distant year of… 2039. That’s like a baker’s dozen years from now! The world is now populated by mutants (guys with masks even Spirit Halloween wouldn’t sell) and gigantic battle robots (who only appear in footage that was clearly shot by someone else, somewhere very far away from the rest of the movie).
A plucky band of rebels are out to stop a fella named Caesar, head of the New Order. Not the '80s band New Order, or the Star Wars thing, but instead, and we quote: “a fanatic cult, ruling with a doctrine of militaristic slavery mixed with a pseudo-scientific fixation on large robots.” Do we spend some time parsing what the hell that sentence is supposed to mean? You could say we have a pseudo-scientific fixation on it, yes.
Fun party game while watching Robowar: try to guess how many roles are being played by the same two or three guys wearing different masks. It’ll help distract from all the repeated robot footage!
Strap on your finest steampunk mask and join Mike, Kevin and Bill for the Polonia magic of Robowar!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason, Jason Miller, and Zachary Shatzer
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