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Ninja Warlord

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Ninja Warlord delivers exactly what we expect from a Kung Fu flick: Pink Floyd music and fish taxes.

When the Japanese enact onerous fish taxes (no, that part was not a joke) the Chinese have two options: rally grassroots support to overturn the taxes through vigorous legislative debate, or punch them. They opt for choice B, but to be perfectly honest, A may have made a better movie.

Our hero? A boxer who killed a man in the ring and was so overcome with grief that he started dressing like Rudyard Kipling.  He must take on the ninja warlord, or perhaps he is the ninja warlord? It doesn’t matter because you’ll be on the edge of your seat wondering if the county assessor will tax the fish on a volume basis or a weight basis!

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill, none of whom can have their pudding because they didn’t eat their meat, for Ninja Warlord!

Written by
Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers
Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer 

Contains scene of graphic violence, mistreatment of women, and childish 70s wartime racism.

Digital Video file formats

Legacy devices (272.14 MB)
Low (451.4 MB)
Medium (821.82 MB)
High (TV) (1.28 GB)
Burnable DVD Image (3.99 GB)

Digital HD Video file formats

Legacy devices (272.14 MB)
Low (451.4 MB)
Medium (821.82 MB)
High (TV) (1.28 GB)
HD Low (837.73 MB)
HD Medium (1.3 GB)
HD High (7.3 GB)
Burnable DVD Image (3.99 GB)

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Poster art by Jason Martian
Poster art by Jason Martian

RiffMeter rating

Average: 9.3 (162 votes)

Content Rating


Sexual content

Release date

March 20, 2020


69 minutes
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