Do you have what it takes to be a model? Probably not, especially if you insist on eating food every eight hours or so. What are you thinking?
Also, do you even know how to use cleanser? Can you, while standing, cross one leg over the other at the knee thus conveying a whimsical yet confident attitude that is sure to convince consumers to buy corduroy pants? Will you sit on a hay bale? Will you get in a van to go to a photo shoot with hippies? Can you commit to being at least five foot seven inches tall?
If you can even begin to understand that modeling “isn't always fun” then a modeling career might be right for you!
*Please submit a full body shot to Ami but do not call the agency.
Written by Jason Miller
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