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Keeping Clean and Neat

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For some people keeping neat and clean is just a far-flung dream. But it doesn’t have to be! This short follows middle-schoolers Don and Mildred through their daily personal grooming routines (SFW) and their quest to not be smelly losers.

Written by: Bridget Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, and Matthew J Elliott

Content Warning: Gross close-ups of toenail clipping

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Average: 8.9 (57 votes)

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Release date

July 28, 2020


11 minutes