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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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Harry Potter is back with the second installment in the franchise that is worth more than the Tolkien, Roddenberry and Herge estates combined!  Part Two lays the groundwork for the stunning revelation that shook the series:  that the guy who plays Ron absolutely, 100% cannot act.  I mean, that performance?  What the hell was that?  Every scene he's in looks like someone from Are You Being Served forced at gunpoint to mug at a level that would make the cast of Police Academy blush.  If they were to spin Ronald McDonald's friend Grimace off into a series titled The Grimace Hour it would have less grimacing per hour than Ron in Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (approximate number of hours in movie: five.)

Watch Ron pull one face after another as he teams up with Harry, Hermione, Hagrid, and Hagar the Horrible to outwit an army of spiders, battle a giant lizard, and encounter an emo-chick who lives in a toilet.  And what would a Harry Potter movie be without Quidditch?  Answer: Better. 

Mike, Kevin, Bill and their respective self-mutilating house elves are here to riff until the Secret of the titular Chamber is revealed!

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Release date

August 5, 2008