Demonwarp

A peaceful weekend at a cabin in the woods is interrupted when a lumbering, grunting, brute of a creature arrives. And then right after George Kennedy shows up, he gets attacked by Bigfoot!

Yes, some sort of Ape Type Thing* is roaming the forest ripping off both electronics equipment and heads. The loss of the electronics may affect some local idiots ability’ to record an album more than the loss of their heads does. What does a sasquatch want with a vintage tube amp? Do cryptids possess the same tendencies as humans where they hit their 40s, and all of a sudden need to drop five figures on a stereo system to appreciate the production on Aja? And which would be more loathsome, that or the decapitating?

Look, we could tell you why he wants it, but A) it sounds so preposterous that you’d just think we made it up, and B) we’ve seen it a dozen times and are still not certain it’s real. There’s a decent chance someone just spliced a different movie onto the last fifteen minutes of this one. Or maybe they passed the script around The Naked Clone style and the last person just decided to go off the rails. And if your Bigfoot/George Kennedy movie is gonna go off the rails, who better to have with you than Mike, Kevin, and Bill?

*Track 2, Core, Stone Temple Pilots, 1992

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason, Jason Miller, & Zachary Shatzer