Children of the Bride

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The “Bride” that begat them all: Children Of The!

Long divorced from her philandering husband, Margret Becker is about to remarry. Only problem is, the groom-to-be is barely older than her grown children - making them even more dysfunctional. It’s another Becker trainwreck as all four kids land on Margret’s doorstep for the nuptials with lots of baggage.

The usual dramatis personae of Rue McClanahan, Kristy McNichol, and Anne Bobby are here, along with Patrick Duffy as the OG John, and the trailblazer Jack Coleman, the giant on whose shoulders all the subsequent Dennys would stand. 

Written by: Bridget Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, Jason Miller, Zachary Shatzer

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Poster art by Jason Martian
Poster art by Jason Martian

RiffMeter rating

9.4
Average: 9.4 (20 votes)

Content Rating

TV-PG-V

Smoking
Violence

Release date

February 4, 2022

Runtime

80 minutes
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