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Audio Commentary MP3s you sync with your copy of the movie!
$3.99

Released:

6 September 2006

Available formats:

  • NTSC
  • PAL
  • mp3 (PAL)
  • mp3 (NTSC)

Compatible with:

MP3 Players including iPhone, iPod, Android, Kindle, and more!
Average: 4 (80 votes)

Vin Diesel, the Jean-Claude Van Damme of our time, stars as Xander Cage, an underground extreme sports star who apparently lost all his hair in a tragic skydiving accident.

The NSA shanghais Xander to help them bust up a dangerous group of anarchists – and what an amazingly well-organized and thorough group of anarchists they are – by using his skills at pulling the most extremely off da heezy-fo-sheezy stunts ever, bi-atch.

Samuel L. Jackson co-stars as Xander's cantankerous boss, made cantankerous, we can assume, by the fact that one side of his face is melted (the result, no doubt, of a mishap while he and his nutty friends were filming a Diet Coke and Mentos stunt for YouTube.)

The film is a perfect fit for Mike's RiffTrax style, what with his deep, deep roots in the underground sports community (once, when he was nine years old, he rode his bike right over a milk carton.)

*The RiffTrax for this film is compatible only with the Widescreen Special Edition DVD, and not the Blu-Ray or director's cut edition which features 8 extra minutes.

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