The Matrix Revolutions

Audio Commentary MP3s you sync with your copy of the movie!
$3.99

Released:

29 September 2009

Available formats:

  • NTSC
  • PAL

Compatible with:

MP3 Players including iPhone, iPod, Android, Kindle, and more!

Compatible with Riffplayer!
Average: 4.5 (127 votes)

If you're like most of us, you stormed out of your midnight viewing of The Matrix Reloaded saying to yourself, "Man, was that terrible!  When I come back in six months to see The Matrix Revolutions, they had better balance out those ponderous scenes of two characters quietly discussing the minutiae of the plot with a lot more tedious action sequences where I can't tell what is going on.  And instead of involving Neo, Morpheus and Trinity, you know, the characters we care about, it should mainly focus on people we've never seen before.  Like a whiny kid and a butch chick with a crew cut.  Give them prominent roles!  Now hurry up and refill my Dew, I already bought tickets to see this again at 2:35 AM!"

If your conversation mirrored ours in any way, then you're in luck: The Matrix Revolutions delivers on all bullet points!  Abandoning all the pseudo-philosophical mumbo-jumbo that for a brief window had desperate college professors teaching lectures on the original movie, Revolutions instead dials the THX up to 11 and hopes you don't notice because your eardrums are too busy rupturing.  Your enjoyment also depends heavily on understanding the plot of Reloaded, which was mathematically proven to be impossible in a Harvard study.  And to top it off, there's a healthy dose of old-fashioned, ham-fisted blasphemy thrown in for good measure.

Mike, Kevin and Bill jack in to deliver The Matrix series a hearty goodbye "whoa."

The Matrix Revolutions is available to watch via Netflix Instant streaming video: http://j.mp/Ykneg


The reviews are in!



Pain will not hurt you if you add these to your cart

Spider-Man
Spider-Man ($3.99)
Carnival of Souls RiffTrax DVD

Choose what type of product you'd like.

Transformers
Transformers ($3.99)
Voodoo Man
Voodoo Man ($9.99)
Adding product to your cart. Hang tight!