In Earth's dirty, dystopian future, one in which every person alive is kept in a dark, moist pod and fed misinformation (kind of like Manhattan, only the odors are less pungent), only one man can save us â€“ and that man is Johnny Utah.
Wait, no â€“ Johnny Mnemonic. Hold on, that's not it. It's some kind of car nameâ€¦uh, Horizon, umâ€¦.Omni. Ram Charger â€“ No, Neo. That's it. Neo. Led by the enterprising Morpheus, and the hot-erprising Trinity, Neo learns his fate from the Oracle, a corpulent, crusty, chain-smoking broad who is likely to put you off Oracles forever.
What is the Matrix? It's a laugh-a-minute RiffTrax with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy, that's what.